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My favorite Chuck Norris ‘facts’

At a store a few weeks ago, I saw a poster of Chuck Norris “facts”. Yes, the movie, TV and martial arts star is well aware of the list. He’s even been on television to discuss his favorites. The list is fictional, but it tickles me endlessly.

Here are my favorites:

Chuck Norris’ blood can be used for gasoline. He hasn’t bled lately, which is why gas prices are so high.

Chuck Norris sued NBC, alleging Law and Order was a copyright infringement on names he gave to his legs.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun and still won.

And my all-time favorite:

Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he always checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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