Hey, People magazine…
Yes, by all means put Jon and Kate on the cover. Again. By all means, delegate the passing of longtime entertainment icon and Johnny Carson’s sidekick Ed McMahon to one page buried deep inside the magazine. And, by all means, just barely mention he was a Marine combat pilot. And, of course, barely mention how his show Star Search showcased many future stars throughout the years (such as Britney Spears and comedian Sinbad).
And by all means, who needs to know about McMahon’s humorous spoof of his American Family Sweepstakes commercials where he walks door-to-door promoting neighborhood watch groups, only for residents to think they’ve just won a million dollars?
Sometimes I think People should change its name to Who Cares? magazine.